Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Why I'm Staying Home This Halloween

Last Halloween, I hung out with Wolfman
until things got a little hairy

Then Dracula dropped by
but he was just a pain in the neck

Mummy was all wrapped up
in his own problems,

Frankenstein (the big baby) was
just going all to pieces,

And my friend the Witch was
really acting like… well... a witch.

So this year I'm staying home for Halloween
and laying in some beer and nachos for Bigfoot.

Maybe Next Year...

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